Dogma

Dogma is a film about two renegade angels Bartleby and Loki who were kicked out of heaven by God and they are trying to get back in by going through an archway of a church in Jersey that has been open for hundreds of years so that they can be forgiven and get the slate wiped clean but if they do that they will prove god wrong and undo everything that God has done meaning undoing the universe.

God has went missing so she can't stop them so the voice of God and God's assistant gets a women called Bethany to stop them with the help of two prophets Jay and Silent Bob, the 13th Apostle called Rufus and a muse turned stripper called Serendipity but the angels also have help by someone called Azreal he is a muse turned demon he is only helping them to get revenge on god for banning him from heaven he said that "he would rather not exist than go back to hell".

Bethany, the prophets and the 13th apostle go to the church to speak to the priest and asks him to cancel the Jubilee but he refuses so silent Bob steals his golf club then they go for a drink at a pub so that they can talk about what to do next but Azreal is there to stop them but he doesn't get very far because he tells silent Bob to hit him with the golf club thinking that it won't do nothing to him but what he didn't know was that the priest blessed it and it kills him then Bethany thinks she knows where God is and goes to the hospital and frees God from John Doe Jersey and she is released and she stops the angels in the end but not before they kill lots of people first. This film is really funny I would recommend watching it.

Hocus Pocus

Hocus pocus is a film about three sister witches in Salem called Winifred, Sarah and Mary Sanderson who steal the lives of little children so that they can stay young forever one day they kidnapped a little girl called Emily Binx and her brother Thackeray Binx tried to save her but they did there magic on him and they turned him into a black cat then the witches were burnt at the stake.

300 years later on Halloween a virgin called Max Dennison went to there old house with his little sister Dani and a friend from school called Alison and he lit a black flamed candle then the house started to shake and the sisters appeared Max, Alison and Dani managed to escape with the help of Thackeray Binx the black cat and they also stole the witches magic book so that they can't cast anymore spells.

It turns into a cat and mouse chase so they can get there book back because they only came back for one night unless they steal the lives of lots of children they will be gone forever when it gets to sunrise they track them down at the graveyard but witches can't enter the graveyard they are not allowed so they summon one of Winifred's old boyfriends who she killed because she found him in bed with her sister Sarah.

She poisoned him and sewed his mouth shut never to tell a living sole his name was Billy Butcherson but instead of capturing them he help them and it turns into a big fight at the end and the witches realise that the sun is coming up and they get turned to stone then they explode and they are gone forever then Thackeray Binx dies and turns into a ghost and he is reunited with his little sister because he had done what he had been waiting 300 years to do and that was wait for a virgin to light the black flamed candle and the witched to be dead and gone forever.

Happy Feet

Happy feet is a musical animation film about penguins who sing a lot but there is one who can't sing but he does something totally different and tap dances his name is Mumble and when the penguins are old enough they go out looking for food to bring back home with them.

Mumble goes missing and he bumps into different penguins with there voices i think there Spanish or something anyway Mumble gets told that aliens are stealing all there food so Mumble goes back home and tells all the elder penguins what's happening to all of there food but no one believes him and they banish him from home and they say that he can't return until he stops all the lying and dancing so he sets of with his new friends in search of the aliens.

He sees a big boat and swims out to stop them but he gets caught in the net and gets taken to an aquarium i think it was and he starts doing his tap dancing and everyone gathers round to see him then they realise that he is trying to tell them something so they put a tracking device on him and let him go so that they can follow him so when he gets home he tells everyone what had happened with the aliens and they just want to help them.

The elders don't believe him and tells him there's no such things as aliens then they hear something beeping and realise that it is the tracking device on Mumbles back and realise that he is telling the truth so he shows everyone how to tap dance and a helicopter turns up and they realise that they are stealing all there food so everyone decides that fishing in that part of the world is banned now and no one can fish there anymore. This is a really great family film.

Braveheart

Braveheart is a film about a great Scottish man called William Wallace when he was just a little boy his dad and big brother went away to fight in a war and when they returned his dad and brother were dead so they had a funeral for them and at the funeral this little girl gave him a thistle flower and a kiss on the cheek then his uncle turned up and he had to go and stay with him.

Years later he came back and everyone was having this wedding celebration and he met up with his old friend Hamish and he saw a women and realized that it was the same little girl who gave him that flower years before and he still had that flower to that day they started spending a lot of time together and they fell in love.

One day they decided to get married in secret because the English used to come and take the married women away so they didn't want anyone else to know but one day one of the English soldiers knew something was wrong and he tried to rape her she bites his cheek then he punches her but William Wallace saves her and tells her to go and meet him at there secret place and put her on a horse then he escapes and when he gets to there secret place she's not there and he is wondering why.

He doesn't know that they had knocked her of the horse and captured her and because of what Wallace had done they had slit her throat and killed her and since that day William swore revenge on the English and went round killing them all and he was going after the king aswell but at the end he got captured and tortured he got told that they would let him go if he would just say cry out mercy but he refused and shouted out freedom so they cut his head of and since that day all his friends and his best friend Hamish kept on fighting in the honour of William Wallace and to get there revenge. This is the best film in the world I would recommend watching this film to those who haven't seen it.

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice is a film about two ghosts called Adam and Barbara they died in a horrific car accident then about a week later this couple moves into there home with there daughter Lydia but the ghosts hate it and they try to scare them away but it doesn't work then Lydia catches them up in the attic and ends up becoming friends with them but because they failed to get rid of them out of there house they find out how to contact this evil ghost to scare them away all the have to do is say the word Beetlejuice three times then he appears.

They had no idea how evil and dangerous he really was and to get rid of him all you had to do was say Beetlejuice three times again but once he was out he refused to go back he knew how to do all this cool stuff so when they wanted rid of him and started saying his name he would put a zip over there mouth and when they would open it he would put a piece of metal over there mouth so that they couldn't take it of because he was trying to marry Lydia even though she was alive but then this big snake at least i think it was a snake comes crashing through the ceiling and eats him and after all of that they all come to an agreement that they will all stay in the house they will just divide it up between them because the house was that big so they all lived happily ever after.

Crossroads

Crossroads is a film about three best friends Lucy, Mimi and Kit who grew up together they buried a time capsule and made a packed to dig it up and open it on midnight of there graduation but when they went to high school they were no longer friends.

Lucy was the quiet nerdy type Kit was the popular one and Mimi well she was ended up pregnant but on graduation they kept there packed and went back to dig up there box they couldn't believe what they had buried and what they had wished for Kit put in a bridal barbie doll Lucy put in a chain with a photo of her mother in it and Mimi put in a globe key chain and Mimi said that she was going away to enter a song contest and that she got a lift of some guy called Ben.

She asked if they wanted to go with her but they both said no but the following morning Kit turned up at the car and said that she wasn't going to the contest she wanted dropped of at her fiancée's his name is Dylan then Lucy turned up and said that she wasn't going to the contest either she wanted dropped of at her mum's so they all agreed to go there separate ways when they got there but when they were doing all that travelling in a car something must have happened because they were all getting closer and it felt like old times.

One night they were sitting talking and Kit asked Mimi who the father of her baby was so she told them that she got pregnant by being raped and that she wasn't keeping it she was getting it adopted and they made a promise to be friends forever then the next day Lucy ended up at her mum's but it didn't go to well her mum didn't want to know her so she caught up with Kit, Mimi and Ben back at the hotel lucy had started getting really close to Ben by this time then they all went to the contest after Kit went to see her fiancée.

It was then that she realized not to trust him and found out that he was cheating on her and that he was the one that raped Mimi so they broke up Mimi lost her baby by falling down the stairs Lucy phoned her dad and he came to pick them up but she couldn't leave she wanted to stay with Ben and go to the contest so she did just that then they buried another time capsule on the beach but this time they never made a packed to dig it up.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well I guess the title speaks for itself but this is a film about a girl called Buffy who thought there her life was completely normal and that all she had to worry about was hanging out with her friends and boyfriend and basketball games and cheer leading practice boy was she so wrong one day she was in the gymnasium at school doing her cheer leading practice.

At the end of practice everyone else had left but she stayed behind because she was meeting up with someone and while she was doing all these spins and turns on the mats this old guy appeared and told her that he has been looking for her for a very long time and that she was the chosen one.

She had no idea what he was talking about so he told her everything about how she was the chosen ones and that it was her birth right to fight evil and to protect the innocent she wandered what kind of evil he was talking about so he said the word vampires and at that point she thought that he might have been on drugs then he told her that she had to go with him to the graveyard right away she refused to go at first she thought it was a little creepy especially with some really old guy that she didn't know.

He managed to convince her to go when they got into the graveyard grounds he gave her a wooden stake she just looked at him he said it was just encase then they sat for awhile but after about ten minutes she heard lot's of creaking then all of a sudden two bodies came out of there coffins she was really scared but ended up staking one of them and the old man staked the other one the old man called himself as her watcher he was suppose to train her so he did.

He ended up getting killed and she decided that if she couldn't save him how could she save other people so she quit and went to her prom alone her boyfriend took someone else all of a sudden the doors swung open and there were a lot of vampires standing outside so she went out and fought them then went after the master the one who killed her watcher and defeated him. This film does not have the same characters as the television show but it's nearly just as good

Aquamarine

Aquamarine is a film about two best friends called Claire and Hailey they grew up together and went everywhere together then all of a sudden Hailey's mother got a new job somewhere else so she has to move soon so they tried to figure out a way that Hailey would be able to stay but they are not having much luck with it.

Until one night there was a big rain storm and when they woke up the next morning and went outside there pool was full of water but that's not all that they found they were standing at one side of the pool and at the other end of the pool say saw a fin coming out of the water they thought that it might have been a fish but as it came closer to them they realized that it was a women at first they didn't believe what they were seeing but it turned out that they were right but it wasn't just a women she was a mermaid.

Her name was Aquamarine but they called her Aqua she didn't know anything about humans she didn't even know what feet where or what dancing was when she came out of the water and dried her fin the fin would disappear and she would get legs but she didn't know how to use them at first but she started to get the hang of it then she explained how she swam away from home so that she could find a man to fall in love with her and if she could do that in a certain amount of time she would become human forever.

she said to Claire and Hailey that if they helped her she would grant them one wish so they agreed to help her as they were going to use there wish so that Hailey could stay but Aqua didn't get someone to fall in love with her in that time she found a guy that really liked her but did not love her so then the girls didn't get there wish so they got split up and Hailey had no choice to leave and go with her mum. This is a great film for the whole family to watch.

Billy Connolly

I think that this guy is really cool and very funny I don't know what it is about him but no matter how many times I watch his DVD's I always piss myself laughing even if I watch the same one over and over again.

Even though I'm Scottish i think that his Scottish accent is a lot better than mine I think that's maybe why I find him so funny just the way that he talks and I think he's a bit brave because in his DVD's he slags of quite a lot of people even the president by calling him a nutter.

I think he's a bit weird sometimes especially when he decided to dye his beard and moustache purple but left the rest of his hair the way it was I wish that I met him though when he was down at the main street where I live to get his autograph but I didn't even know until after he was gone I hated some of my friends for that because they had got to meet him and they said that he was even cooler in person I was so jealous of them but they didn't get his autograph so that made it a bit better.

A Walk To Remember

a walk to remember is about two totally different people who end up falling in love there was Landon Carter the popular guy who had lots of friends but he was also a trouble maker he made a deal with this guy called Clay Gephardt that if he jumped of this high thing into water then he would be able to get into his gang but they didn't know that something terrible was about to happen when he jumped of into the water they realizes that it was too shallow so he got seriously hurt and ended up in hospital.

Then on the other hand there was Jamie Sullivan the quiet unpopular one that nobody wanted to know everyone always talked about Jamie behind her back she also sung in the choir in the church because her father was the reverend she also spent her Saturday's tutoring at the school there was a school play coming up and Landon got made to do the main character Tommy Thornton he wasn't very good at his lines so he asked Jamie if she would give him a hand and she said only if you don't fall in love with me he said no problem.

They studied after school then the following day he was really mean to her so she stopped helping him with his lines then when it came to the play he was amazed with the way that she looked and it was then that he realized just how much he liked her they kissed at the end of it then he asked her out on a date they were going out for about a couple of weeks.

Then one day they went for a walk and she broke the bad news to him that she was dying with leukaemia he didn't believe what he was hearing he was so upset but he didn't give up on her because he loved her so much and ended up asking her to marry him and she said yes so they got married had a great summer then she died it is a great film to watch you will cry every time without fail.