A Cinderella Story

A Cinderella story is a film about a girl called Sam Montgomery who wanted to live in a fairytale with her dad Hal and it all seemed to be going well until one day her dad thought that she needed a mother and got married to Fiona and she moved in with them with her two daughters Brianna and Gabriella but Sam wasn't that happy about it but she never said anything to her dad.

One night her dad was reading her a bedtime story when a earthquake hit he checked to make sure that Sam was okay then he went to see if Fiona was okay and as soon as he walked out of Sam's room she would never get her fairytale because he died and because no one could find her dad's will everything got left to Fiona and she was really mean to Sam she made her move up to the attic then made Sam her slave.

Sam had to do everything around the house like cooking and cleaning and she made her go to work at her dad's diner then eight years later she was still living with them and she was working all the time but not just because Fiona was making her do it but because she was trying to save up money to go to college to get as far away from them as possible she was planning on going to princeton and she got talking to this guy on the computer called Nomad they were sending emails to each other and sending text messages on there phone.

There was a halloween dance coming up and they arranged to meet there but when she told Fiona about it she wouldn't let her go she made her go to work but with the help of her friends Carter and Rhonda she was able to go and she met with Nomad there and she found out that it was a guy called Austin Ames.

After the dance Sam moved out of her house and moved in with Rhonda and when she went back to get the rest of her things she found her dad's will hidden in the fairytale book that he used to read to her so she called the police and Fiona got arrested and Sam put Rhonda in charge of the diner then Sam and Austin went away to princeton together and they lived happily ever after well at least for now.

Dogma

Dogma is a film about two renegade angels Bartleby and Loki who were kicked out of heaven by God and they are trying to get back in by going through an archway of a church in Jersey that has been open for hundreds of years so that they can be forgiven and get the slate wiped clean but if they do that they will prove god wrong and undo everything that God has done meaning undoing the universe.

God has went missing so she can't stop them so the voice of God and God's assistant gets a women called Bethany to stop them with the help of two prophets Jay and Silent Bob, the 13th Apostle called Rufus and a muse turned stripper called Serendipity but the angels also have help by someone called Azreal he is a muse turned demon he is only helping them to get revenge on god for banning him from heaven he said that "he would rather not exist than go back to hell".

Bethany, the prophets and the 13th apostle go to the church to speak to the priest and asks him to cancel the Jubilee but he refuses so silent Bob steals his golf club then they go for a drink at a pub so that they can talk about what to do next but Azreal is there to stop them but he doesn't get very far because he tells silent Bob to hit him with the golf club thinking that it won't do nothing to him but what he didn't know was that the priest blessed it and it kills him then Bethany thinks she knows where God is and goes to the hospital and frees God from John Doe Jersey and she is released and she stops the angels in the end but not before they kill lots of people first. This film is really funny I would recommend watching it.

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice is a film about two ghosts called Adam and Barbara they died in a horrific car accident then about a week later this couple moves into there home with there daughter Lydia but the ghosts hate it and they try to scare them away but it doesn't work then Lydia catches them up in the attic and ends up becoming friends with them but because they failed to get rid of them out of there house they find out how to contact this evil ghost to scare them away all the have to do is say the word Beetlejuice three times then he appears.

They had no idea how evil and dangerous he really was and to get rid of him all you had to do was say Beetlejuice three times again but once he was out he refused to go back he knew how to do all this cool stuff so when they wanted rid of him and started saying his name he would put a zip over there mouth and when they would open it he would put a piece of metal over there mouth so that they couldn't take it of because he was trying to marry Lydia even though she was alive but then this big snake at least i think it was a snake comes crashing through the ceiling and eats him and after all of that they all come to an agreement that they will all stay in the house they will just divide it up between them because the house was that big so they all lived happily ever after.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well I guess the title speaks for itself but this is a film about a girl called Buffy who thought there her life was completely normal and that all she had to worry about was hanging out with her friends and boyfriend and basketball games and cheer leading practice boy was she so wrong one day she was in the gymnasium at school doing her cheer leading practice.

At the end of practice everyone else had left but she stayed behind because she was meeting up with someone and while she was doing all these spins and turns on the mats this old guy appeared and told her that he has been looking for her for a very long time and that she was the chosen one.

She had no idea what he was talking about so he told her everything about how she was the chosen ones and that it was her birth right to fight evil and to protect the innocent she wandered what kind of evil he was talking about so he said the word vampires and at that point she thought that he might have been on drugs then he told her that she had to go with him to the graveyard right away she refused to go at first she thought it was a little creepy especially with some really old guy that she didn't know.

He managed to convince her to go when they got into the graveyard grounds he gave her a wooden stake she just looked at him he said it was just encase then they sat for awhile but after about ten minutes she heard lot's of creaking then all of a sudden two bodies came out of there coffins she was really scared but ended up staking one of them and the old man staked the other one the old man called himself as her watcher he was suppose to train her so he did.

He ended up getting killed and she decided that if she couldn't save him how could she save other people so she quit and went to her prom alone her boyfriend took someone else all of a sudden the doors swung open and there were a lot of vampires standing outside so she went out and fought them then went after the master the one who killed her watcher and defeated him. This film does not have the same characters as the television show but it's nearly just as good

Billy Connolly

I think that this guy is really cool and very funny I don't know what it is about him but no matter how many times I watch his DVD's I always piss myself laughing even if I watch the same one over and over again.

Even though I'm Scottish i think that his Scottish accent is a lot better than mine I think that's maybe why I find him so funny just the way that he talks and I think he's a bit brave because in his DVD's he slags of quite a lot of people even the president by calling him a nutter.

I think he's a bit weird sometimes especially when he decided to dye his beard and moustache purple but left the rest of his hair the way it was I wish that I met him though when he was down at the main street where I live to get his autograph but I didn't even know until after he was gone I hated some of my friends for that because they had got to meet him and they said that he was even cooler in person I was so jealous of them but they didn't get his autograph so that made it a bit better.